Rhetorical Quiz: You’re sitting at a red light. It’s 0300 hours, in an abandoned outskirt, with full visibility in all directions. You’ve been sitting at this red light for subjectively thirty years. You haven’t been drinking, your lights are all working, registration and emissions are fine, your seat belt is fastened. You’re doing nothing wrong and there’s no reason to pull you over. Nobody can see you. Nobody in the entire world is going to see what you do next, but you really have to pee. How long is it going to take you to remember that the red light itself is not the boss of you? — Jacob, Apprentice recap